General Election Phenomenons
Posted by gnustiy @ Sat 08 Mar, 08, 02:23PM under Malaysiana
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The GE phenomenons:

  • Representatives that we do not recognize or know of his/her existence pop up like mushrooms after the rain, like the corridors launched by Pak Lah. *lol.

Do you know Chua Tee Yong? The son of the ex-Health Minister who demonstrated his super karmasutra skills in front of the entire nation. I wouldn't know this fella if not for his folly dad.

  • Out of nowhere, the multi-talented to-be leaders will be walking along with normal Bolehland commoners, shaking hands, hugging, and patting people's shoulders in wet markets, pasar malams, hawker centers...etc.

 

  • Some of them would even show off their hidden talents in making teh tarik, roti canai and frying char koay teow.

Khir selling mee after the Broomy award.

  • Vulgar and lewd jokes came to a halt. To reminisce a few darndest quotes by our politicians: Batu Gajah setiap bulan pun BOCOR! Boleh nampak TEROWONG.

 

  • Mat rempits helping out with the campaigns.

 

  • Voters name missing from the system after participating in the GE for nth times. *Sigh.

 

  • Sudden change of polling points. *Baffled.

Poor Mr Goh (69-year-old) has to travel all the way to Penang alone to vote despite the fact that he has been voting in Negeri Sembilan for all his life.

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Despite the fast and smooth polling process this morning, I was wondering why the EC needs to station 6 buggers in a polling station (not to mention several polices guarding outside.)

One guy will check the IC and read the voters name aloud, the ticket ripper will tear the voting tickets and the person beside will help to fold the tickets (like we don't know how lar.) Then, there is this young pretty lady sitting in the middle staring blankly at the transparent poll boxes while the ketua behind is ogling her. 

The Bolehland authorities really know how to generate job opportunities for the some Bolehlanders...Like the toll booths on the highway which supposingly should be eliminated for smooth traffic flow long long time ago (maybe even before Singapore has its ERP gantries) are still standing in the way JUST to cater job vacancies...(Don't even want to mention Touch n Go or SmartTAG.)

In the end, the progress of Bolehland's development is just like the traffic condition on the highway: jalan kejap, henti kejap, jalan, henti, jalan, bang! henti, bang...so on so forth. So sad.



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gnustiy @ Sat 08-03-08 09:01PM
Would like to amend that the 2 personnels opposite the poll boxes are there to facilitate/monitor the polling process. Each of them are helpers from the competing candidates:)
BERSIH!!!
gnustiy @ Sat 08-03-08 08:58PM
Hehehe...I miss all of you guys in Penang, too!
Ikan @ Sat 08-03-08 06:49PM
hahaha.. i miss you gnustiy.. heheheh
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